Love In The Rain (1971)
If you’re still alive, our second drooler Love in the Rain will jumpstart your heart. Maxine, Maria, Valerie and Leslie, four happy-go-lucky gutter sluts, ask the immortal question, “What do four beautiful girls do on a rainy day?” Give up? It sure ain’t needlepoint! So much for a plotline. They invite three blithering idiots over for some naked nirvana. Maria, who appears to have gingivitis samples Gillis’ kidney cracker, while Maxine gets bagged in the derriere. There’s high drama as another stud, “Herb”, develops equipment problems. He tries to get a chubby, but it’s like shooting pool with a rope. Valerie and Leslie turn out to be lesbians anyway. Herb’s been set up by his buddies. But he has the last laugh, “Little do they know,” he lisps, smiling girlishly.